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Trevor from Minneapolis:​​ MANagement, I recently received a promotion at work that requires constant overnight travel. The problem is,my live-in girlfriend can’t let go. She calls me at constant intervals, including a couple of times throughout the night. Although she … Continue reading

Posted on 21 November 2014 | 1:35 am by: The Management


This advice is for those of you who have been married for over five years or those who have two or more children in the first five years. Never buy your wife clothes. Never. It actually bears repeating. Never buy … Continue reading

Posted on 20 November 2014 | 12:29 am by: Steve Rudnick


Kevin from Kankakee, IL: Management, I’ve started getting really annoyed with a friend of mine who constantly recycles the latest speaking trends over and over. I can’t get a word in before he interrupts with “right, right, right.” Sometimes, he’ll … Continue reading

Posted on 19 November 2014 | 12:37 am by: The Management


I have been Christmas Shopping for the very same female for 28 consecutive years. The female, of course is my wife Jaime, who I met in college in 1984. Over the years I have bought her every type of earring, … Continue reading

Posted on 18 November 2014 | 12:27 am by: Ted Lyde


Troy from Redlands, CA: Management, I’ve started getting really annoyed with a friend of mine who constantly recycles the latest speaking trends over and over. I can’t get a word in before he interrupts with “right, right, right.” Sometimes, he’ll … Continue reading

Posted on 16 November 2014 | 11:59 pm by: The Management