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I’ve learned many valuable lessons being a connoisseur of women.  And now I pass one of those lessons down to you: the lonely, the desperate, the confused.  When it comes to buying a female a gift, plenty of factors come … Continue reading

Posted on 31 July 2014 | 12:12 am by: Dick Funkbuckle


Letter: MANagement, I need some help with a very serious addiction. Last night, my cable went out during a thunderstorm. After ten phone calls, three emails and a live chat attempt with the cable company, fifteen minutes later, my cable … Continue reading

Posted on 30 July 2014 | 1:06 am by: The Management


Everybody loves a good hell gig. They’re not particularly enjoyable to experience but when it’s over, it’s over. You still get paid and you end up with a great story. Great shows with terrific crowds may be good for the … Continue reading

Posted on 29 July 2014 | 1:33 am by: Mike Toomey


Eugene from Chicago ‘Burbs: MANagement, my boss is a family man with four kids and seems to lead a nice life, although he is quite preachy about family values. I’ve met his wife on several occasions – she’s a real … Continue reading

Posted on 28 July 2014 | 1:10 am by: The Management


Recently, I tagged along with my wife who was shopping for a birthday gift for her mom. She was trying to decide between a home and garden gift being pedaled by a beefy gal with dirty fingernails and a new … Continue reading

Posted on 25 July 2014 | 1:23 am by: Pete Schwaba