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A couple years ago I did a commercial for AT&T that got a lot of airplay. That commercial was good for me in a couple ways. First off, I made money. But secondly, people saw it so many times it … Continue reading

Posted on 30 September 2014 | 2:33 am by: Rick Hall


When I was a kid I believed in love songs. I believed Barry White really couldn’t get enough of her Love. I was too young to know that Love was a euphemism for Sex. As a child I took everything … Continue reading

Posted on 29 September 2014 | 4:12 am by: Ted Lyde


I make lists.  I make them all the time.  I live by them.  Been doing it since high school.  Left rear pocket, my wallet.  Right front pocket, my keys.  Left front pocket, phone, smokes… my list of things to do.  … Continue reading

Posted on 26 September 2014 | 4:13 am by: Leo Benvenuti


Every year at this time all the health and fitness centers get people all geeked out about getting into shape. The marketing strategies make you feel guilty for taking an extra bite of cranberry sauce. Work off those extra pounds! … Continue reading

Posted on 25 September 2014 | 1:01 am by: Mike Desotell


This advice is for those of you who have been married for over five years or those who have two or more children in the first five years. Never buy your wife clothes. Never. It actually bears repeating. Never buy … Continue reading

Posted on 24 September 2014 | 2:58 am by: Steve Rudnick